Quote #8145
Gravity is a habit that is hard to shake off.
Quote #26510
I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
Quote #2454
If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live...
Quote #30925
Deliberate often–decide once.
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #31894
A diplomat… is a person who can tell you to go to hell in...
Quote #30595
The mistake a lot of politicians make is forgetting they’ve been appointed and thinking...
Quote #22034
Sooner or later I’m going to die, but I’m not going to retire.
Quote #5862
When a day that you happen to know is Wednesday starts off sounding like...
Quote #23919
Motherhood is a wonderful thing – what a pity to waste it on children.