Quote #6931
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you...
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Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the...
Quote #29709
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn’t cure.
Quote #7985
Audacious ribald: your laughter will finish in hideous boredom before morning.
Quote #4714
They wonder much to hear that gold, which in itself is so useless a...
Quote #2657
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he...
Quote #27474
When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than...
Quote #6569
It is not the critic who counts, not the one who points out how...
Quote #2188
Fix this sentence: He put the horse before the cart.
Quote #9662
I am patient with stupidity, but not with those who are proud of it.