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Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
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The affections are like lightning; You cannot tell where they will strike till they...
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Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot
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Black holes are where God divided by zero.
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The main thing is to keep the main thing the main thing.
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O human race born to fly upward, wherefore at a little wind dost thou...
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My wish is to ride the tempest, tame the waves, kill the sharks. I...
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If my theory of relativity proves to be correct, Germany will claim me a...
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The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
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The way to write American music is simple. All you have to do is...