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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
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Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever you can. As a peacemaker the...
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A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never...
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In spite of the cost of living, it’s still popular.
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We create our lives a thought at a time. And sometimes, it comes down...
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But more importantly, you’ve got to play with your heart, with every fiber of...
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The good times of today are the sad thoughts of tomorrow.
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The killing was the best part. It was the dying I couldn’t take.
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Happiness is a choice that requires effort at times.
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Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot...