Quote #2853
Alimony: the ransom the happy pay to the devil.
Quote #29961
Love is the triump of imagination over intelligence.
Quote #10350
When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so...
Quote #2069
Our best work is done when it needs to be.
Quote #5006
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history,...
Quote #746
It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended...
Quote #3997
Don?t go chasin? waterfalls. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you?re...
Quote #14505
Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.
Quote #30137
You can always get the truth from a politician after he has turned seventy,...
Quote #6652
Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.