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There are always opportunities through which businessmen can profit handsomely if they will only...
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I don’t care what is written about me so long as it isn’t true.
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It is by chance we met by choice we became friends.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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I have this theory – that if we’re told we’re bad, then that’s the...
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Physical pain however great ends in itself and falls away like dry husks from...
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Commencement speakers have a good deal in common with grandfather clocks Standing usually some...
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I am here to accept responsibility for that which I did. I will not...
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We distinguish the excellent man from the common man by saying that the former...
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Everything comes to him who hustles while he waits.