Quote #32453
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you get all wet.
Quote #14871
It is in fact nothing short of a miracle that the modern methods of...
Quote #9578
We must hang together, gentlemen…else, we shall most assuredly hang separately.
Quote #19718
Fish and visitors smell in three days.
Quote #12471
You can only see as far as your headlights, but you can see the...
Quote #27010
It’s amazing what one can do when one doesn’t know what one can’t do.
Quote #29052
Man needs difficulties they are necessary for health.
Quote #27907
I don’t want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the...
Quote #13745
Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have...
Quote #3314
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.