Quote #34777
Society, my dear, is like salt water, good to swim in but hard to...
Quote #19139
Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.
Quote #26183
The only lasting trauma is the one we suffer without positive change.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #7251
Physical deformity, calls forth our charity. But the infinite misfortune of moral deformity calls...
Quote #5901
Stranger, if you passing meet me and desire to speak to me, why should...
Quote #6082
Next to the originator of a good sentence is the first quoter of it.
Quote #6637
Great people are those who make others feel that they, too, can become great.
Quote #20185
I think there is choice possible to us at any moment, as long as...
Quote #6894
Call on God, but row away from the rocks.