Quote #5102
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
Quote #6803
After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say “I...
Quote #9977
It takes a lot of money to look as cheap as I do.
Quote #2363
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.
Quote #19341
I’m not a real movie star. I’ve still got the same wife I started...
Quote #29350
There seems to be a terrible misunderstanding on the part of a great many...
Quote #22562
They do not leave home without American Express. … Blame the moral carelessness that...
Quote #12857
Nothing makes your sense of humor disappear faster than having somebody ask you where...
Quote #1822
Chastity: the most unnatural of the sexual perversions.
Quote #7510
Where the speech is corrupted, the mind is also.