Quote #21878
Football isn’t a contact sport, it’s a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.
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Someday we’ll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
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Since a politician never believes what he says, he is surprised when others believe...
Quote #32590
Let him who desires peace prepare for war.
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Newspapermen learn to call a murderer ‘an alleged murderer’ and the King of England...
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I need to know the price of a gallon of milk and a dozen...
Quote #21628
What does it matter how one comes by the truth so long as one...
Quote #8493
Love is substance; Lust, illusion. Only in the surge of passion do the two...
Quote #11425
Dig the well before you are thirsty.
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Every year, back come Spring, with nasty little birds yapping their fool heads off...