Quote #3177
The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
Quote #27165
Success is counted sweetest by those who ne’er succeed.
Quote #3433
Now comes the mystery.
Quote #5079
Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.
Quote #20272
The gifts of a bad man bring no good with them.
Quote #2042
A promiscuous person is someone who is getting more sex than you are.
Quote #24915
Things that have a common quality ever quickly seek their kind.
Quote #3854
Never have children, only grandchildren.
Quote #29262
There’s a lot of heredity in that family.
Quote #29352
One mind awake can awaken another, The second awake can awaken their next door...