Quote #20366
The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer.
Quote #4729
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Quote #13777
Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent.
Quote #15403
A fellow who says he has never told a lie has just told one.
Quote #22811
There are three classes into which all the women past seventy that ever I...
Quote #10439
The point of living and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough...
Quote #28510
It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value.
Quote #27680
To say something nice about yourself, this is the hardest thing in the world...
Quote #18381
Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and...
Quote #13280
The stupidity of people comes from having an answer to everything. The wisdom of...