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How can anyone govern a nation that has 246 different kinds of cheese
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If it bleeds, you can kill it
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A little tact and wise management may often evade resistance, and carry a point,...
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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the...
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If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome if you believe the theologians, nothing...
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Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil, and you’re a thousand...
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It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or...
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Why should I tolerate a perfect stranger at the bedside of my mind?
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Prosperity makes friends, adversity tries them.