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The happy man is not he who seems thus to others, but who seems...
Quote #2044
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #21107
My brother Bob doesn’t want to be in government — he promised Dad he’d...
Quote #26313
It is long accepted by the missionaries that morality is inversely proportional to the...
Quote #1141
I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
Quote #15231
I hope I shall possess firmness and virtue enough to maintain what I consider...
Quote #23541
If I know what love is, it is because of you.
Quote #7371
If you really do put a small value upon yourself, rest assured that the...
Quote #3973
To knock a thing down, especially if it is cocked at an arrogant angle,...
Quote #24857
Adventure isn’t hanging on a rope off the side of a mountain. Adventure is...