Quote #19569
He who conquers others is strong He who conquers himself is mighty.
Quote #16790
What use are cartridges in battle I always carry chocolate instead.
Quote #692
Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense.
Quote #1174
Oscar Wilde: “I wish I had said that.” Whistler: “You will, Oscar; you will.
Quote #28001
What is genius, anyway, if it isn’t the ability to give an adequate response...
Quote #6679
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out...
Quote #3554
Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea — massive, difficult to...
Quote #17356
Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
Quote #21933
No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a...
Quote #6890
Be thou the first true merit to befriend, his praise is lost who stays...