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Billy Hey I’m trying to score points with the teacher today. DON’T SCREW IT...
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A loving heart is the truest wisdom.
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Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night stays these couriers from...
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If I am to die, this is the week for it. — John F....
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If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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I believe that uncertainty is rally my spirit’s way of whispering, I’m in flux....
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What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and...
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To find a fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
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Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you’ll...