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Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no...
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I said I didn’t want to run for president. I didn’t ask you to...
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The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
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Thought is the wind, knowledge the sail, and mankind the vessel.
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Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours....
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Swollen in head, weak in legs, sharp in tongue but empty in belly. (On...
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If this is coffee, please bring me some tea but if this is tea,...
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Our incomes are like our shoes; if too small, they gall and pinch us;...
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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If you’re an ant, and you’re walking along across the top of a cup...