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All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsion,...
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This fellow’s wise enough to play the fool, And to do that well craves...
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Be careful what you set your heart upon – for it will surely be...
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I am not one who was born in the possession of knowledge; I am...
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The finest eloquence is that which gets things done the worst is that which...
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The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
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Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
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I am not sure exactly what heaven will be like, but I don’t know...
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You don’t love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because...
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I have heard of your paintings too, well enough God has given you one...