Quote #7141
The wise man is he who knows the relative value of things.
Quote #20462
Government never furthered any enterprise but the alacrity with which it got out of...
Quote #2052
College football would be more interesting if the faculty played instead of the students...
Quote #13461
It is a melancholy truth that even great men have their poor relations.
Quote #33364
All television is children’s television.
Quote #5129
Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art…It has no survival value; rather it is...
Quote #18206
Small children disturb your sleep, big children your life.
Quote #1822
Chastity: the most unnatural of the sexual perversions.
Quote #23222
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that...
Quote #23560
No one wants advice — only corroboration.