Quote #2641
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made...
Quote #3314
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
Quote #2653
Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards.
Quote #22318
A friend is, as it were, a second self.
Quote #13097
The agenda of the roadblock is the philosophy of the stop sign.
Quote #34191
I detest life-insurance agents they always argue that I shall some day die, which...
Quote #29164
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.
Quote #23084
To hear complaints with patience, even when complaints are vain, is one of the...
Quote #34659
I would rather have a mind opened by wonder than one closed by belief.
Quote #16004
If my soldiers were to begin to think, not one would remain in the...