Quote #8184
Because the women are watching.
Quote #14498
I am a Marxist–of the Groucho tendency.
Quote #20244
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Quote #33082
The man who didn’t want his wife to work has been succeeded by the...
Quote #33478
If winter is slumber and spring is birth, and summer is life, then autumn...
Quote #21388
Go thy way, eat thy bread with joy, and drink thy wine with a...
Quote #988
People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible.
Quote #8600
Why, you may take the most gallant sailor, the most intrepid airman or the...
Quote #22191
A man must not deny his manifest abilities, for that is to evade his...
Quote #13075
To solve the problems of today, we must focus on tomorrow.