Quote #17663
All you earnest young men out to save the world please, have a laugh.
Quote #23957
A motion to adjourn is always in order.
Quote #672
Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
Quote #6830
We are generally the better persuaded by the reasons we discover ourselves than by...
Quote #601
There are three social classes in America: upper middle class, middle class, and lower...
Quote #6066
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Quote #32095
Only when we are no longer afraid do we begin to live…
Quote #14502
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Quote #10557
Time does not change us. It just unfolds us.
Quote #1216
You see things, and you say “Why?” But I dream things that never were,...