Quote #12177
Our humanity is trapped by moral adolescents. We have too many men of science,...
Quote #6679
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out...
Quote #32495
I’m not worried about the bullet with my name on it… just the thousands...
Quote #23685
I don’t know why it is that the religious never ascribe common sense to...
Quote #12274
Life is too important to be taken seriously.
Quote #10354
Remember, the greatest gift is not found in a store nor under a tree,...
Quote #529
A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally.
Quote #1511
A country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs.
Quote #25308
The test and the use of man’s education is that he finds pleasure in...
Quote #7775
The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in...