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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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CandyIs dandyBut liquorIs quicker.
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When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so...
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I imagine, therefore I belong and am free.
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When an actor comes to me and wants to discuss his character, I say,...
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Divide and rule, a sound motto. Unite and lead, a better one.
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I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have...
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Our first and most pressing problem is how to do away with warfare as...
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Abundance is, in large part, an attitude.
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In Kyudo philosophy, you don’t aim–you become one with the target. Then, in fact,...