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The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second...
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When someone who is known for being comedic does something straight, it’ s always...
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Lefty When they send for you, you go in alive, you come out dead,...
Quote #17789
I have a prejudice against people who print things in a foreign language and...
Quote #14184
Political language. . . is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable,...
Quote #4884
Truth is truth To the end of reckoning.
Quote #3979
Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning...
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Happy or unhappy, families are all mysterious.
Quote #10710
You campaign in poetry. You govern in prose.
Quote #2496
Money is good for bribing yourself through the inconveniences of life.