Quote #22823
Watching football is like watching pornography. There’s plenty of action, and I can’t take...
Quote #6760
Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.
Quote #13828
Grace under Pressure.
Quote #17289
The scornful nostril and the high head gather not the odors that lie on...
Quote #690
The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater...
Quote #10595
The whole point of being alive is to evolve into the complete person you...
Quote #21033
While I see many hoof marks going in, I see none coming out. It...
Quote #559
The trouble with America is that there are far too many wide-open spaces surrounded...
Quote #24270
Since that deluge of newspaper articles I have been so flooded with questions, invitations,...
Quote #16466
Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.