Quote #10047
Sow and act and you reap a habit; sow a habit and you reap...
Quote #31644
You can sort of be married, you can sort of be divorced, you can...
Quote #1797
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
Quote #7877
No one can be right all of the time, but it helps to be...
Quote #8093
There was never a genius without a tincture of madness.
Quote #16757
Popular Christianity has for its emblem a gibbet, for its chief sensation a sanginary...
Quote #13277
How nice–to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.
Quote #28052
Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.
Quote #34731
The day is coming, and it ain’t going to be long, when you ain’t...
Quote #2519
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.