Quote #15956
I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me...
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People have got to know whether or not their president is a crook. Well,...
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Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
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No moral system can rest solely on authority.
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Anger as soon as fed is dead- ‘Tis starving makes it fat.
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Your descendants shall gather your fruits.
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Angels dancing on the head of a pin dissolve into nothingness at the bedside...
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Blessed is the man who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
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Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence...
Quote #23956
Always listen to experts. They’ll tell you what can’t be done and why. Then...