Quote #28879
Happiness is not a reward-it is a consequence. Suffering is not a punishment-it is...
Quote #17037
After enlightenment, the laundry.
Quote #10365
You have delighted us long enough.
Quote #29320
I’d give Charles Darwin videotapes of ‘Geraldo,’ ‘Beavis and Butt-head’ and ‘The McLaughlin Group.’...
Quote #24633
A computer terminal is not some clunky old television with a typewriter in front...
Quote #20596
Know then thyself, presume not God to scan,The proper study of Mankind is Man.
Quote #2778
You have to work years in hit shows to make people sick and tired...
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Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their...
Quote #13784
Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.
Quote #8148
A straw vote only shows which way the hot air blows.