Quote #34475
I don’t have a bank account, because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.
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Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. Had he run unopposed he would...
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Hallow the body as a temple to comeliness and sanctify the heart as a...
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About the rhinoceros Here is an animal with a hide two feet think and...
Quote #30378
Success is the progressive realization of a worthy goal or ideal.
Quote #10632
The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children.
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There are people who can talk sensibly about a controversial issue they’re called humorists.
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He who has injured thee was either stronger or weaker than thee. If weaker,...
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Friendships that have stood the test of time and change are surely best.
Quote #1762
The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.