Quote #31833
No matter what happens, there’s always somebody who knew it would
Quote #3236
There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.
Quote #679
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
Quote #19221
Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
Quote #25994
I don’t fly any awards at the house. Any award you get is usually...
Quote #26411
All that I’ve learned, I’ve forgotten. The little I still know, I’ve guessed.
Quote #2001
God is dead, but fifty thousand social workers have risen to take his place.
Quote #19168
Who’s General Failure and why’s he reading my disk
Quote #32368
Friends are those rare people who ask how you are and then wait for...
Quote #8624
The most wasted day of all is that during which we have not laughed.