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The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
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The man we call a specialist today was formerly called a man with a...
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Abstinence is as easy to me, as temperance would be difficult.
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The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone else...
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It was once said that the moral test of Government is how that Government...
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She used to drag her mattress besider her low window and lie awake for...
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Hollywood actors and actress are not better than you — They just act like...
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Originality is not seen in single words or even sentences. Originality is the sum...
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If you’re trying to take a roomful of people by surprise, it’s a lot...
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Don’t dwell on reality it will only keep you from greatness.