Quote #26703
They’ve taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they’ve taken the shoe off Johnny...
Quote #23174
Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom.
Quote #10396
People drain me, even the closest of friends, and I find loneliness to be...
Quote #576
Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do.
Quote #26795
Minor surgery is surgery someone else is having.
Quote #3081
I love America. You always hurt the one you love.
Quote #26620
Kites rise highest against the wind—not with it.
Quote #19272
If the doors of perception were cleansed everything would appear to man as it...
Quote #23791
We don’t know a millionth of one percent about anything.
Quote #898
In Christianity neither morality nor religion come into contact with reality at any point.