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I have great faith in fools — self confidence my friends call it.
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A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns...
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Our founders did not oust George III in order for us to crown Richard...
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Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, we shall pay...
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Nobody will ever win the Battle of the Sexes. There’s just too much fraternizing...
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At different stages in our lives, the signs of love may vary dependence, attraction,...
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God is Love — I dare say. But what a mischievous devil Love is
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Hold yourself responsible for a higher standard than anybody else expects of you. Never...