Quote #12172
One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
Quote #23130
There is no observation more frequently made by such as employ themselves in surveying...
Quote #9028
Oh, darling, let your body in, let it tie you in, in comfort.
Quote #24472
It is very difficult to be wholly joyous or wholly sad on this earth....
Quote #18483
When I do good, I feel good when I do bad, I feel bad,...
Quote #16313
Trust your instinct to the end, though you can render no reason.
Quote #2836
Religions change; beer and wine remain.
Quote #838
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
Quote #5819
There are many methods for predicting the future. For example, you can read horoscopes,...
Quote #6140
When Solomon said there was a time and a place for everything he had...