Quote #2358
“Hello,” he lied.
Quote #19493
You can always tell a real friend when you’ve made a fool of yourself...
Quote #14974
In actual life every great enterprise begins with and takes its first forward step...
Quote #26306
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #32367
A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and sings it...
Quote #32398
The tongue weighs practically nothing, But so few people can hold it.
Quote #22487
It’s a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you...
Quote #58
The purpose of life is to fight maturity.
Quote #6304
I am not a role model.
Quote #6092
I believe more in the scissors than I do in the pencil.