Quote #30545
Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.
Quote #6189
Once the game is over, the King and the pawn go back in the...
Quote #4156
Miserable mortals who, like leaves, at one moment flame with life, eating the produce...
Quote #13506
Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
Quote #3149
She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
Quote #26399
The city is the teacher of the man.
Quote #813
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
Quote #24634
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is...
Quote #18323
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick — not...
Quote #1839
There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist- the taxidermist leaves...