Quote #62
Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.
Quote #32572
Work to survive, survive by consuming, survive to consume the hellish cycle is complete.
Quote #3502
Morality is the herd-instinct in the individual.
Quote #12516
To be absolutely certain about something, one must know everything or nothing about it.
Quote #31556
Try not to have a good time…this is supposed to be educational.
Quote #23524
Books have the same enemies as people fire, humidity, animals, weather, and their own...
Quote #19335
Live your life so that whenever you lose, you are ahead.
Quote #20746
I can believe anything, provided that it is quite incredible.
Quote #27691
It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...
Quote #5083
Raise your sail one foot and you get ten feet of wind.