Quote #33751
I hate music, especially when it’s played.
Quote #9913
Sometimes love will pick you up by the short hairs…and jerk the heck out...
Quote #12165
So, rather than appear foolish afterward, I renounce seeming clever now.
Quote #15145
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.
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No man is so perfect, so necessary to his friends, as to give them...
Quote #3546
What a glorious garden of wonders the lights of Broadway would be to anyone...
Quote #24821
Life is a corrupting process from the time a child learns to play his...
Quote #30915
Fear not a jest. If one throws salt at you, you will not be...
Quote #32931
Civilization advances by extending the number of important operations which we can perform without...
Quote #18386
Quit worrying about your health. It’ll go away.