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One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
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Congress is functioning the way the Founding Fathers intended-not very well. They understood that...
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A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A DOE Unbearably lovely music is heard as...
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The human heart feels things the eyes cannot see, and knows what the mind...
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The beauty of religious mania is that it has the power to explain everything....
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Those truly linked don’t need correspondence, When they meet again after many years apart,...
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He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He...
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Alas, poor Yorick I knew him, Horatio a fellow of infinite jest, of most...
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One murder makes a villain, millions a hero.
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All men profess honesty as long as they can. To believe all men honest...