Quote #29238
We say the name of God, but that is only habit.
Quote #29183
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck-if you survive you start...
Quote #2432
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked...
Quote #15495
What we learn with pleasure we never forget.
Quote #2289
Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to...
Quote #29233
Bombs do not choose. They will hit everything.
Quote #13044
I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
Quote #29850
Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.
Quote #761
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud...
Quote #27472
A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke and that the...