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Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends...
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What is love? As far as I can tell, is is passion, admiration, and...
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Charlie You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it’s called F-You. It’s...
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The consciousness of self is the greatest hindrance to the proper execution of all...
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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When you see a snake, never mind where he came from.
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Having a holiday weekend without a family member felt like putting on a sweater...
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But I, being poor, have only my dreams. I have spread my dreams under...
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Do you know what a pessimist is A man who thinks everybody is as...
Quote #32635
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.