Quote #19159
Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying.
Quote #20942
Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale Vexing the dull ear of a...
Quote #19606
Al Czervik Hey everybody, we’re all gonna get laid.
Quote #202
Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity...
Quote #7705
For they are yet ear-kissing arguments.
Quote #14306
Honorable retreats are no ways inferior to brave charges, as having less fortune, more...
Quote #7723
Cowards are cruel, but the brave Love mercy, and delight to save.
Quote #827
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Quote #8055
I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with a...
Quote #12480
It is my belief, Watson, founded upon my experience, that the lowest and vilest...