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Of two evils choose neither.
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Love is the difficult realization that something other than oneself is real.
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The true worth of an experimenter consists in his pursuing not only what he...
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I have learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do...
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Obstacles are what you see when you take your eyes off the goal.
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