Quote #381
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
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Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships.
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I loved you in the morning, our kisses deep and warm, your hair upon...
Quote #32477
No good plan survives contact with the enemy.
Quote #26718
Houston has its largest crowd of the night here this evening.
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I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on...
Quote #3374
There was a young man of Dundoo, Whose limericks stopped at line 2.
Quote #470
Whenever I get married I start buying Gourmet Magazine.
Quote #25921
There’s no fool like an old fool — you can’t beat experience.
Quote #19547
You spend all your life trying to do something they put people in asylums...