Quote #581
Elegance is refusal.
Quote #14612
The trouble with normal is it only gets worse.
Quote #14502
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Quote #26469
Democracy means government by the uneducated, while aristocracy means government by the badly educated.
Quote #14961
I cannot give the formula for success, but I can give you the formula...
Quote #20268
A great obstacle to happiness is to anticipate too great a happiness.
Quote #12781
Great necessities call forth great leaders.
Quote #7148
Any doctrine that will not bear investigation is not a fit tenant for the...
Quote #26712
All the Padres need is a flyball in the air.
Quote #31825
There’s only one me, and I’m stuck with him.