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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
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Marriage teaches you loyalty, forbearance, self-restraint, meekness, and a great many other things you...
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Agitators are a set of interfering, meddling people, who come down to some perfectly...
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how...
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Perfect love is rare indeed – for to be a lover will require that...
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Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.
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I hate mankind, for I think of myself as one of the best of...
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Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness.
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Be humble, if thou would’st attain to Wisdom. Be humbler still, when Wisdom thou...
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There is no love sincerer than the love of food.