Quote #2071
Mahatma Gandi was what wives wish their husbands were: thin, tan and moral.
Quote #6894
Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
Quote #34904
Why is this thus What is the reason for this thusness
Quote #18489
Happy I’m stupid. You’re smart. I was wrong. You were right. You’re the best....
Quote #9649
Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
Quote #28862
Worry is interest paid on trouble before it is due.
Quote #27930
Sometimes … when you stand face to face with someone, you cannot see his...
Quote #25735
I prefer my oysters fried That way I know my oysters died.
Quote #4591
You should go to a pear tree for pears, not to an elm.
Quote #20104
Wherever we are, it is our friends that make our world.