Quote #2437
The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the...
Quote #29597
The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence and obsolescence.
Quote #3335
A pessimist is a man who has been compelled to live with an optimist.
Quote #30495
Not to be cheered by praise, Not to be grieved by blame, But to...
Quote #30826
It is not the horse that draws the cart, but the oats.
Quote #17825
The miracle, or the power, that elevates the few is to be found in...
Quote #778
I despise the pleasure of pleasing people that I despise.
Quote #19493
You can always tell a real friend when you’ve made a fool of yourself...
Quote #33574
If a thing isn’t worth saying, you sing it.
Quote #6332
Do not weep; do not wax indignant. Understand.