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When I held you in my arms at your baptism, I wanted it to...
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Optimism is a kind of heart stimulant–the digitalis of failure.
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One of the surest evidences of friendship that one individual can display to another...
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I quote others only in order the better to express myself.
Quote #32454
Life is too short to be sensible.
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Some people succeed because they are destined to, but most people succeed because they...
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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the...
Quote #9595
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Quote #2393
“9W”Answer to the question: Do you spell your name with a V, Mr. Vagner?
Quote #33043
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.